I had a great idea while listening to pandora.com. I should do a play list that chronologically describes our relationship. Let begin:
1. Jodeci- Come and Talk to Me
This song reminds me of the first time I met you. We were going to the pro show in Xenia and TD had us following her. She was telling us we had to go pick up one of her friends that happened to be a bruhs sister, and her son. So we go over, me and my sands clowning wearing Tonya jackets strolling. You were the mysterious friend, and you were actin shity as ever. Not damn talkin. I told one of the bruhs you need to open hand smacked and force fed dick till you acted like you had some damn sense (yes I know over the top and harsh but you know me). But anyway, I was saying all that cuz I really was hoping you said hi or someone introduced us. Hence “come and talk to me” cuz that’s what I wanted you to do.
2. 112-Q, Mike, Slim, Daron (if you are available)
This reminds me of when I was trying to get at you after we both left our spouses. I still had allot of women but I wanted to settle down.
3. Maxwell- This Woman’s Worth
Around this time I was really starting to see you were very special. I mean you juggle your family, and jobs, my dick, my moodiness, it was impressive. Plus you gave great massages, could cook, and kept my balls empty. What more could I fella want.
4. 112- Cupid
Remember when I was in Orlando and Slim from 112 did an impromptu 1 hour show. When he sang this song I called you. It makes the list.
5. Luther Vandross- A House is Not a Home
So after you went and accused me of cheating and I flipped on you this is how I felt.
6. Guy- Bye Bye
This song is for the time you left and we both finally knew it was over. We would be kicking it, creeping or nothing, just pals. In short I was sick. Aaron Halls was really wasn’t all to sad to see his girl go but I am.
7. Jodeci- Feenin
So after you told me you were going back to your husband, and we started messing around, has earned this song the #4 spot. He was describing the woman like a crack rock. That’s how we were. Addicted.
8. John Mayer- Comfortable
Damn the white boy nailed how I feel all the time. Like everyone else is cool, possibly perfect, but they aren’t for me. You are, I want you, no matter what everyone else says. And I’m waiting….
9. LL Cool J feat. Boyz II Men- Hey Lover
Yes I feel so torn about how to approach getting you back or waiting that I needed 2 , #10′s. Since your married and all, I can’t really hope you get a divorce so I can swoop in and luv you forever. “So, I’m gonna keep all these feelings inside, that’s right Keep my dreams alive until the right time”
10. Mary J. Blige- My Life
Since this whole situation has been allot of bullshit, I had to pick My Life. Id do it again of course, and maybe if things work out we will get a second chance. 
Bonus Track
This random song by Joe has earned the Bonus track position the annotated lyrics below explain why. I don’t even know the name of the song but…well read below!
“I’ll make your body cream with my sex machine I won’t stop until I hear your mother scream! (High pitched squeal)”
